Stooopid Death #459
Control top panty-hose? Check Slimming Elasta girdle thing? Check. Deciding not to use the Handicap stall in ladies room? Impending doom. Managing to pull down both sets of slimming apparatuses without incident? Check (I am a goddess of grace and form) Thinking that I could bending down to pull both sets of slimming apparatuses back up as easily as I pulled them down. Shear Stupidity Knocking yourself unconscious on the toilet paper dispenser just in the bending down part of the process? Should have been an omen Still bending down and getting arms hopelessly entangled up to the elbows? Check. Losing balance and falling straight out of stall in a crumpled heap? Check. Grateful for long skirts to cover bare ass while writhing on the ladies room floor in a desperate bid for freedom? Check. Having the Ladies Room all to ones self while this battle of wills takes place? Beyond lucky -- unlike the time I was trapped in a sports bra in a 3 foot by 3 foot dressing room with a lady equally trapped in a pair of slim jeans. Both of us wondering if we should try to free ourselves or call for help. Having everyone in your class ask you how you got a great big red crease bump on forehead while in the bathroom which sparks the ever present discussion of paranoid males of what really goes on in the women's bathrooms? Interesting. Having this happen first thing during morning break and not on a potty break during the job interview for which I was wearing control top panty-hose and girdle. Priceless.

:rotf: Oh,Mim! Don't EVEN get us started on the dreaded "Pantyhose Horror Story" series!!!!! I think every woman has her story..........