Haha that's a great one. I really am a fan of the slogan t-shirts, you can get your opinion across in a nice but relatively public way. It's cool. Not the dirty ones you find at a certain teen shop though...they suck.

*writting*...... "condoms are cheaper than guns".... Hey Cris!!...... I got a new shirt for us........trust me ............We´ll use them a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!

Condoms or guns, Silvia?

Why have I just had a mental picture of Hob and Nob singing "Silvia, get your gun!" ? :gun:

My thanks to ickeybongo on MFS Codgers.... "I am a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac, who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

I actually made one up by myself and would really like to make it into a t-shirt. "Your kids are not my problem" It has very many meanings.

Oh and I have another one that I had thought of too: "Fat and ugly aren't contagious"

I have one for big people to use as a comeback: "I'm fat, you're ugly. At least I can diet." And good ones Gnat

As an obese person I can say this one holds true: "I am fat, not deaf" (As in: I can hear what you say behind my back. :???: ) But last night I heard another beautiful one remark on Brothers & Sisters that is so true as well: At one point Kevin (Matthew Rhys) says to Scotty (Luke MacFarlane): "But difficult is sometimes good, you know. It forces you to do things you didn't think you could...'Easy' isn't all it's cracked up to be."

“If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.” - Kahlil Gibran

Hey Zoo and Syl - I love them both! It's funny about your Zoo because I've often I almost want someone to say something to me about my weight. Like men for instance since they're the ones who do the most damage to overweight women. There used to be this kids show on, I think it was a Nickelodean show, and the main character of the show was a girl in junior high (about 12 or 13 years old). She was getting teased about being, ahem, "flat". :roll: (I swear boys and kids in general can be so cruel!) Finally at the end of the episode, a couple of the boys were teasing her again and she turned to them and said "Yeah well in a couple years I won't be so flat. But you'll still be jerks!" That phrase has always stuck with me. See, I can lose weight. And I can even get plastic surgery to make my face pretty. But an a-hole is an a-hole and they rarely, if ever, change.

That reminds me of the lovely Oscar Wilde quote, when a lady accused him of being drunk, he replied "Madam, I may be drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober. You, on the other hand, will still be ugly!"

I need a good comeback for really rude people. Some people have actually had the audacity to say to me - "You're nice enough looking and you've never been married!!! Why are you still single?" - Like it is their business to comment on it or that I owe them an explanation as to why I haven't caught myself a husband I don't know maybe something like. "Seems to me it takes two intelligent people to make a marriage work. Is your husband available?"

:rotf: Good one GG! I would say. "Why limit yourself to the coffee cream when the whole box is available?" (Husbands are definitely overrated, in my book! :whistle )