Yup, he can trim my hedges any day! :naughty . Mind you, not sure I'd trust him near us with those shears! :???:

Glad you like 'em. I feel a little guilty about defacing a children's classic. This is how the Dr. Seuss book is supposed to look. http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BNBASPTDL.jpg. And of course he can do his community service with us. All 300 hours of it....long hard hot sweaty labor. Uh oh. I'm supposed to keep it clean here. Off to the Alley! P.S. Stevie, I'm shocked. :mrgreen:

very amusing captions ringtones especially the community service image the caption and image go so well.

This thread is GREAT! :applaud: I just love the concept, I love it. :idea: :clap: Your posts are very COOL, I enjoyed them. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Thank you. :hugh: I always liked that kind of "funny" things. :hug:

Thanks, Nicolette :hug All credit must go to those brilliant minds at IOL :bow: for the concept of this thread, which I shamelessly poached. But Zoners have their own brilliance too, which is demonstrated here! :cool:

Hello everyone. :cool: You are welcome StevieT. :wink: COOL idea, yours. :kiss And yes, again, I had a good time reading all of these posts. :applaud: :happy I'll try to participate. :plotting

Matthew: "Alice? Hi. Math here, remember Ioan and I said we'd be home by six? ... Will be tad bit later... just dropping Ioan off at the nearest hospital... No, no, nothing to worry about, nothing that a few weeks of eating in a standing position can't solve...."

Arrrrgh, SYl!!!! I can't see the pics and I'm dying to!

I can see it now and quite funny, Syl.

Oooh, me too! Ha ha! Sabotage! Bet he was jealous of that perfect tush......

Yeah, I was thinking I'd hate to see that part of his anatomy damaged as it is quite nice.

Please,ohh please--don't ruin any mental images I might concoct in the next few minutes, I BEG you!!!!!

Yup! Or the standard belief is an old typewriter with the vowels missing! :wink: (Tee hee, for a moment, I read the name of the site that pic was from as 'Ioanhascheesesburger.com' and was thinking anything makes news in Hollywood! :roll: )

:rotf: :rotf: Very cute!