
Ioan: "Oh Chris, stop it. I mean it this time (hee hee). No
really (hee hee)".

Woman: "Oh, Mr. Gruffudd. We're so glad to have you at our piercing parlor. Being that we are not licensed and what-not, few actors and singers come here. What did you say you were having done again?"
Ioan: "My belly button."
Woman: "Well, let me have a look at it." (adjusts his shirt)
(long pause)
Ioan: "You're not much of a talker are you?" (long pause) Why are you looking at me like that?"
(long pause. Woman leans in and starts kissing him)
Ioan, "Oh, yes yes. I know where this is going. (long pause as both are occupied), Do I at least get the barbel for free now?"
Woman: (stops smooching) "Excuse me?"
Ioan: "I am not as sweet and well mannered as I look! You don't want
someone to give the authorities an anonymous tip on a certain
business practicing without a license do you?"
Woman: "Which one would you like?"
(Let me know if the pics are too large and I'll size 'em down again)