have had this stuck in my head for .....days

have had this stuck in my head for .....days
Do you know why I pulled you over? Depends on how long you were following me.... ...sir? because I changed lanes without signaling.....I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!! Its one of my favorite Jim Carey lines. I also must confess that i bought a TEENVOGUE because it had the harry potter cast and inside was a...incredible pic of Daniel Radcliffe from his play Equinus that inspires totally impure thoughts. i know he's of age but I AM SO ASHAMED..... When will the humiliation end? First the toadie pond incident and now buying TEEN VOGUE.... *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN!!!!! GEEZ.... I can't stand it! Why aren't Ioan films coming the back end of beyond here in NJ? THERE ARE IOAN FANS OUT HERE!!!!!!!!! Do you know that after a certain point in NJ that all roads lead to Newark? As if that is the only reason for you being there and you don't ever want to leave and go back west or north or ANYWHERE that's not Newark. Let me surmise. Newark, NJ is what everyone else thinks NJ is when they think of NJ. Plus in that whole area, you tend to have de Juve because you're suddenly driving throught the opening credits of THE SAPRANOS. It took me an hour. a whole hour going on and off RT I-208 East to finally F-I-N-D the proper frekin' exit that will take me WEST and back home to tranquil, forested, deer frolicking, horse country, Ah smell the fresh air NJ. This does not compete with the fact that Bloomfield AVE goes through Montclair nj, Glen ridge NJ, Bloomfielf NJ and Newark NJ. and there are 4 manicipality building on that avue, montclair has 2 places to get birth certificates, and DAMMIT I was going to find the one building that had the copy of my god damned birth certificate!! It was in Glen Ridge, which makes NO sense as I was born in Montclair. Montclair, Bloomfield and Newark are all LOOOONNNNGGGG towns. They go up and down. Big and sprawing so you know what town you're in. Glen Ridge goes left to right so all you see of Glen Ridge is a high school to mark that you are in, in that brief moment, Glen Ridge and the next few feet you will pass into Bloomfield and the epic search begins again. All Four Manicipality buildings. 2 Parking meters that ate my money needlessly 1 parking garage that ate my money needlessly 1 Free parking space at the every end of my quest. But yes.... The Toadie Pond. I am going to leave that up to your imagination for now.

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