Death by Dork 438 or Things that Make Grissom go DUH!
Lets totally fog the hornet's nest that is insides the eves without bothering to ascertain WHERE the F**Kers are getting into the house. That way, when fogged, they will come flocking into the house so you can have your own chemical drunk, pissed off, dying hoard of hornets in the living room. Then you have to ascertain where they ARE coming. Then you have to get the cats to safety Then you have to grab the ladder. Then you have to grab the cauking gun and the foaming bee killer you bought last week Then you climb up ladder to ceiling and cauk the s**T out of the huge split in the wall between the moulding and the wall where ALLLLLLLLL the hornets are coming. Then you throw up because you gassed yourself. Then you cauk the s***T out of the 7 foot long crack some more. Then you go outside for air and check on cats then you get out the DYSON. The purple DYSON and you suck up all the dead and dying hornets as they appear. Then you get to explain to roommate why you are up on a ladder with the Purple DYSON hose attachment in one hand and a cauk gun in the other. Lets not forget that I am allergic to stingy things. Do I have any benedryl, adrenalyn....stuff like that there just in case I get stung multiple times and go into massive allergic reaction? Nah. I like to live on the wild side.

Oh boy Mim!!! Be careful!!! That very nearly could have been death by dork - only it wouldn't have been funny!!! Oh gosh - you're so colorful.