.....*^%$&*$#.....stoooopid.....
...HAIR! THAT WON'T STAY ON MY HEAD!
and its rainy. cold. nasty and rainy. The perfect weather to be bald in cuz' with no hair, hat or no hat, you remain chilled down to the tips of your funkiest toenails. I'm never cold anymore being someone who has passed or is passing or just so hormonally screwed up that I entered that blissful stage of never being cold again. That state only being marred by the occasional hot flash...
BUT NOW I'M COLD. :cold:
My mom had the....mom-ness to ask if I really HAD to shave my head this time. :blink:
NO MOM, I decided that I reallly, reallly wanted to be bald again and cold and having to wear make up all over my head (so you don't have makeup lines) and to offset the baldness with more eye-shadow than I would normally wear which make me look like Eddie Izzard in Transvestite mode. A bald Eddie Izzard in transvestite mode. A bald Hobbit drag queen trying to look like Eddie Izzard in Transvestite mode.
Did I tell you about the penis skin that is forged onto my mother foot? No? Yes? I'll add the particulars about that a little later. It accounts for my mothers mom-ness.
Discovered that THE HISTORIAN must -- simply MUST -- come with a travel guide like the Da Vinci code did. I am on Disk 17 of the unabridged version of the audio book (there are 22 in all) and now we are in Bulgaria hunting down 15th century monks that left from Istanbul but are originally from Lake Snagoff in Walachia. T-A-V-E-L G-U-I-D-E of the entire Ottoman Empire please. Thanks. Not to mention the places our narrator visits on a freaking daily basis...Pyrénées-Orientales. Right....I know where Britain, Idaho, Texas, New England, China, Africa and Japan are on the map. Pyrénées-Orientales? D&K Travel guides here I come.
I have yet another epic tale to tell you all, but later. It involves my needy and pernicious internet provider and Africa.
I'm confused (permanent state I know!) Did you shave it, or did it fallout, did you pull it out? ( some of mine is missing due to this last one at the moment, coz of GRRRRRRRRR! techie stuff!)
Ah, Yes. My hair tends to thin and then fall out in chunks due to hormon imbalances. So when it starts to fall out too much for me to cover, I have shave it or be resigned to look like a muppet that had it hair styled with a dull hedge shears. So I now look like a eye with large doe eyes. I am very cute at the moment. But cold.
This had gone on for the last.....8 or so years. My oh so lovely silver temple are getting too thin to be seen! I am quite put out. I will have to invest in some female rogaine in order to ensure that I remain with looooovely silver temples.
Two things I'm not sure go together: internet provider and Africa. You've got me on the edge Mim!! :wink:
As for the hormonal imbalance/hair loss - that sucks! I'll never complain about my thick hair again. In fact, if you like I can donate???
Thanks for the clarification, Mim :hug This smiley is for you (after you've tried a local traditional Geordie remedy for hair loss - rubbing in pigeon poo!) :flame