the maiden calling to her wolf

to teach the knight doggy-paddle

"I don't believe this!" spluttered Laneclot

Fair maiden is so multi talented

and yet, I still have so

many things to learn from you

The fair maiden just laughed at

him as he sneezed and then

hugged him to keep warm. He

soon feel asleep, sucking his thumb

he woke at dawn to find he

was missing his kilt and it

was actually quite chilly for his

and began to prance around like