to a beautiful, secluded garden where

he laid his head in her

lap, and began to sing

The sweetness of his song roused

feelings within her so strong that

tears filled her eyes and she

leaned over and kissed him tenderly

They watched in awe as Elves

whisked Horatio up over their shoulders

and ran laughing into the woods.

"...........aaaaaand, 'CUT!'" yelled the director commandingly.

"Let's try that once more, but

Ioan, try not to look so

god damn innocent. We all know By the way, Shipmate, that was so imaginative. Good going!