about this dear chap that is
pointing to the General and the Captain,
:oops:
who stood there, transfixed by her
iridescent personality, that they forgot to
:twisted:
stick to business. On the contrary
the mermaid instantly recognised Jack as
-the famous flamboyant womanizer and alcohol
maker. Can I sample your best?
Looking pointedly at Horatio, the mermaid
coquetishly fluttered her eyelashes and blushed
"M-m-y best?" Horatio stutttered, "You want
"... my best shirt???" "WOMAN!" he bellowed,
NO! These shirts are custom made.
"Hand-stitched, using gossamer thread, by forest-nymphs"
At that, Jack turned green with