drawled, "It's COLONEL Jack to you."
"NO", cried Sam, "it's BRIGADIER GENERAL!!" :love:
Meanwhile back on the foundering boat
(Good one, Marian! I AM behind the times!!)
our hero sought to extracate himself
(check the stargate thread!!)
from the sail ropes holding him
athwart the gunwale. Slowly the boat
settled on a northern heading and
the men gathered round to see
a beautiful mermaid calling to them
Jack leered, but Horatio took off
his shirt and offered it to the mermaid
:oops: :wink:
. " Why...thank you for the cover
"You don't smell fishy", he said.
"It's a myth," she said defensively.
"Unfortunately, I can't say the same