the crispy tuile boat as the
rain began to come down from
clouds of fluffy candyfloss that floated
above them. "Drat, now my uniform
is sticky!" wailed Horatio. "My shiny
buttons are stuck, and my hat
looks like it's a pitcher full
"Stop whining, Sailor Boy!" growled Jack.
"Be like me--a true pirate
that has gross hair and wears makeup
(...okay so it's and extra word but...)
or be staunch like Ronan Dex
Wanna try my eyeliner? The ladies
adore it." "No! I want to
fight the French!" cried Horatio. Jack
O"Neill just raised and eyebrow and