Lance's mouth watered, 'Mmmmm...peas...so
green and juicy." As he looked
down, though, he saw a beautiful
bejewelled ring in the grass. Strange
forces at work in the universe!
A sudden flash of light, followed
! A very strange, yet beautiful figure
appeared before him. "I am the
keeper of the ring and come
away with me to the moon."
"well, I was washing my hair....."
"then there are my eyelashes to
curl...my grooming is way more
important. Who knows when a big
(by which I mean "hunky") Roman