battlements? A giant hamster! Run away! (Sorry, big monty Python fan here! :happy )

The horse took his coconut halves (Monty who? python, where?)

banged them loudly to scare (the) monster

and promptly ran away. Lancelot cursed

his luck as the hamster was

suddenly beginning to grow bigger and

his arrow pierced the beast's heart

. It screamed and fell to the

ground moaning "Your father smelt of.....

"Aqua Velver and whiskey." Our brave

warrior could not bear the insult

He sat and cried "Not fair!"

I am the nobelist of knights!

Suddenly the hawk on his shoulder