(Well, I wondered how long it would take! :lol:) impressive pair of highly polished and

electric blue killer stiletto heels. Carefully, :wink:

dismounted from his horse, holding his

kilt down in the strong wind,

he drew his sword, and shouted

"Reveal yourselves!" A shy voice from

don't hurt me, but I couldn't

help thinking that you looked very

like a woman from this angle.

The knight's eyes flared in anger.

"It's a KILT, ok? Who are

you to question my manhood. I

am the brave Sir Lash-a-lot, defender

of the Sacred Sporran of Glen